New Kids On The Block were hanging out in San Francisco on Wednsday, then I worked for them again on Thursday.
The show was somewhat near Sacramento, I didn't have plans for a few days and I found myself really missing a few Sacto folks, so I headed over after the show.
Friday's plans included drinking until my heart stopped with Brooke and Julz. Brooke gave us each four Vitamin B 12 pills, which is usually a great idea if you're going to be drinking, but I looked at the container after taking them and found that the main ingredient was Lactose, which I am severly intolerant of.
Maybe you've heard the story of the 2002 Warped Tour trying to get me laid?
I coudln't make myself puke so I rode my bike to Safeway the fastest I have ever done, riding right into the store. Mr. Security tried to tell me to get off my bike but I told him "Just a minute" and zipped on past to the pharmacy section where I sat on the ground and chomped up enough lactaid pills for eight ice cream Sundays.
I got it quick enough to not be in excruciating pain while ---- well the other really gross symtpons ---- but I wasn't in the clear either, and ended up with a pretty terrible tummy ache. Not quite the 'birthing a baby triceritops' tummy ache it could have been, but still a really terrible human sort of ordeal.
Video shoot in Oakland, a 'in flight safety video' for The Phenomenauts' bus. Will be hillarious.
Then a super fun show at their warehouse!
Debuted the new Officer Hoodies I invented with the red inside thermal lining and all their stripes and insignias and stuff.
Seriously rad, most comfy and warm sweatshirt I have ever owned.
Some drunk dude on drugs thought smashing the bus' windshield would be a cute idea and didn't understand why rockabilly kids were holding him down waiting for the police to show up.
Back to my place for some avocados and tofurkey and things.
I was really tired and still feeling a bit tummy hurt and also super drunk, so I anounced my intent of going to bed, offering a key to the other two in case they still wanted to play or whatever, but I guess SJ was sleepy too and got in my bed and Eoin took the couch. I left my door open, trying to make it not be a thing, but like --
OK this is a girl I think is cute and stuff, and we cuddled pretty cute, all PG but still SUPER CUTE, like I even had a dream that I was snuggling with her but in a made up setting with snow on a space ship and stuff, then woke up to find me actually snuggling with her in the same awesomely cute position from my dream though in my bed, HOW FUCKING CUTE IS THAT???
****BUTTTTTTTTTTT---- I was still poisoned from Brooke's lactose pills and had to get out of bed and to the bathroom just to fart at least five or six times. Not to poop at all, just straight gas. I usually don't fart much, part of my semi-vegan diet or something, but this was bad. Not just little farts but massive stinky hot air baloon filling farts for days and days. And given that I was drunk and tired and everything else, though I don't know for sure, there is just no way I didn't fart huge in my sleep all night long while snuggled up all cute with this girl in my room. Win!!
Then we rode our bikes around SF, vegan ice cream shop just opened up on Haight, beers in the park by a statue, finished up the sampler CD, work work work blah blah blah, Hard Girls played, I was so fucking tired I had to leave a few songs into Bomb The Music Industry because I could not stay awake, almost crashed a few times sleepy core on the way home, slept 13 hours.
found a new favorite sandwitch shop! Ikes on I think its 16th street and Santches, a block off Market. Holy fuck amazing hot vegan sandwitches, nicest staff, knowing it was my first time they told me about all these different sandwitches and woudln't let me order a borring one. Then came out randomly to give vegan deserts.
more work blah balh blah
i forgot what else
Made an awesome shirt
just got back from Harry Potter midnight showing. But ok seriously, when Ron's face was first shown in the throes of passion over that enchanted chocolate, did anyone else think he was getting a blowjob?